Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Another Hiatus
Good News, Bad News
The good news is even The Guardian says it's so. The IAEA says it's so. Which means that the touchy-feely, why-can-we-all-just-be-friends internationalists can't deny it's so and that it's a problem. Which means, according to The Guardian:
the resumption of centrifuge construction is likely to push European nations, which have been seeking a negotiated resolution, closer to the United States’ more confrontational stance.I mean, don't look for them to say we were right all along or anything, but I'll take what I can get.
Sullivan Goes a Little Off the Edge (UPDATED)
I hated Bush's endorsement of the FMA, and felt bad for Sully the day he did it (that was back when I still read him religiously). But now he's just being a petulant child about it.
UPDATE: I deleted that middle paragraph because it wasn't really saying what I wanted it to say. I am trying to say something there, but it's not what I wrote, and what I want to say is just hanging there in my mind, inchoate, and I am unable to properly articulate it. So fuck it, it's not all that important. Consider that paragraph deleted.
The Eowyn Voters League
It's the only one in this election because September 11th woke me up to the fact that there is a pathology in the Muslim world that, if not treated, has the potential to destroy all that I value - my family, my country, my freedom. It woke me up to the fact that there are people out there, frighteningly large groups of them, who would like nothing better than to get their hands on some WMDs and unleash hell on this country. And it woke me up to the fact that our traditional system of dealing with threats was not equipped to deal with these people. Faced with this reality, and not one to hide my head and the sand and pretend that everything is okay, I have determined that the only course for this country is to aggressively pursue the destruction of those individuals and their ideology. And I vote based on that fact. All else is secondary to it at this juncture in history. As I've written previously, I believe that one party and one candidate is with me in this belief; the other party, the other candidate is not. It makes the choice quite simple.
I am an Eowyn voter because those who wish to understand rather than fight murderous terrorists can and will still be killed by them. I am an Eowyn voter because I do not want to see my countrymen, my family, or indeed, myself, killed at the hands of these lunatics. I want to see the country I so love endure, and I fear that if left unchecked, these people might destroy it, or at least severely maim it, just as Sauron and Saruman sought to destroy Eowyn's country, her people. And I quote (possibly a little roughly) another exchange from LOTR to those who think that if we close our eyes and wish real hard and vote for Kerry, we will no longer be at war:
King Theoden (Eowyn's uncle): I will not risk open war!
Aragorn: Open war is upon you, whether you will have it or not.
Upon Further Reflection...
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Dictator Laureate
In light of the new revelation that Saddam is busying himself these days by tending garden and writing poetry, Command post is having a contest for Saddam poetry. Here's my entry:
Fathers and Sons
Ah, how strange,
The web of destiny.
Bush the Younger, Bush the Elder,
Uday, Qusay and me.
My sons and I
Stood strong.
We might have been kings
Of all the Arab world before long.
The Elder Bush
Stood weak.
Not even for four more years,
Could he extend his winning streak.
The Younger Bush -
Ha! Even weaker still.
Hanging chads and Court decisions:
He had not even his people’s will.
Me - my people loved me!
At my statue, their eyes filled with mist.
People love to be ruled
With an iron fist.
Stupid Americans think
That people will respect
A ruler
Whom they must elect.
A true ruler will find
That his people will respect him
Only after he has killed
Several thousand of them on a whim.
In that,
My sons and I excelled.
In their dreams, the Bushes
Could not hope to do so well.
But somehow -
Oh cruel tricks of fate!
(I must have erred -
Made my move on Israel too late!)
- somehow, our plans
Of world domination
Were thwarted -
Ah, what an abomination!
Thwarted by a father
And his son.
There were eight years between them
When I thought I might still have won -
Allah curse
The American Electoral System!
I would surely be in power still
Without them!
Instead we ended
In such ignominy -
Uday, Qusay
And illustrious me.
I was captured -
In a filthy, stinking hole!
And Uday and Qusay -
Allah give peace to their brave, strong souls -
Slaughtered!
In a gun battle
With American soldiers
Like a couple of cattle!
How in a just world
Could it possibly be
That two weak Americans
Could bring down the incomparable me?
Now I sit
In a tiny cage
My only amusement
Tending my sage.
But oh, you mustn’t make
any mistake -
The evil despot in me
Is still awake!
(And the rats and roaches
That live in my cell,
I assure you,
Know that quite well!)
It’s the Bushes,
Surely everyone sees -
They are, without doubt,
My nemeses.
I sit and tend to
My flowers quite patiently
Waiting only for
The American people to elect John Kerry.
If only the Bushes
Were out of the way
You’d see Hussein rise
To rule another day!
My Thoughts On the Democratic Convention
Monday, July 26, 2004
Awards Ceremony
Hello to AOL - there are few individuals on the earth who do not outshine Kerry. The lettuce in my dinner salad outshines Kerry. The soap scum in my shower outshines Kerry. That weird brown crap I just vacuumed out of my parents pool outshines Kerry. Kerry is one of the least lustrous things in the universe.
Boy will I be happy when I have my own place again, with high-speed internet, and no longer have to use AOL at my parents house and will thus be spared of the stupid shit the AOL portal has to say, which is in fact even worse than the stupid stuff the hotmail portal has to say, which as previously noted, is pretty stupid.
A Pledge
Now here is the question--and honestly it's an important one. Many of you have (like me) criticized people on the left for sowing disunity, always assuming the worst, making unfair allegations, and for clawing desperately at straws trying to find scandals. You find this repugnant at a time when the country should be pulling together and finding ways forward together, to find ways to disagree and still get along.Now I can't promise that under no circumstances will I ever refer to Kerry (or any future Democratic president) by ugly terms like "traitor," "Hitler," "Stalin" or what have you.I've said all these things myself.
Indeed, it's hard to find anyone who's a more harsh critic of the hard left these days than me. On domestic policy I might snark at them or argue with them, but the only thing that really makes me angry is what I see as embracing dishonesty and hatred (see: Michael Moore's fundamental fascism). I tend to hold to a rather odd doctrine myself, which is that partisanship is supposed to stop at the water's edges: we can argue as loudly as we want about domestic policy, but we do our best to speak with one voice once we get past the nation's shores. Old-fashioned and crazy I know, but it's just how I see the world. There was a time in America when if you'd spoken of the Democrat Franklin Roosevelt as a liar, a traitor, and a warmonger during World War II, accused him of engineering the Pearl Harbor attacks, referred to our war over there as "Roosevelt's war" (as a few dipshit Republicans did back then) you might well have gotten yourself a bloody nose even in the most Republican counties in America.
Because debate all you want but, once a decision is made, partisanship should stop at the water's edges. At least so far as I'm concerned.
Now here is my interesting question: I've made myself some friends among conservatives by speaking this way. But I do find myself wondering: how many of you on the right will embrace such a philosophy if John Kerry should carry the election in November?
But I can promise I will not do so without a damn good reason. The problem with the left's treatment of Bush has been the ease with which they throw around such terms. In my book it is a very serious thing to call someone a traitor, just as it is a very serious thing to liken someone to Hitler. There might be circumstances under which such comparisons might be apt, but they are very extreme ones. For the record I don't foresee a Kerry presidency warranting them. In fact, I doubt I will ever feel the need to use them to refer to a US president in my lifetime. But I reserve the right to use them in the wildly unlikely possibility that I see the day when two and a half centuries of the American democratic tradition is truly dishonored. To idly throw around such terms diminishes their value for times when they ought to be used.
I do like Esmay's philosophy about debate ending at our nation's shores. One of my Democrat friends was recently living in France and when asked about US foreign policy (in France, of course, people were expecting her to trash on Bush), I think she nailed the answer perfectly. She said: "Look, I don't like Bush. I didn't vote for him. But I still support my country." I think that's the perfect answer, and I wish more people of both parties could adopt that attitude regardless of who is in office. There's nothing more despicable than rooting for your country's failure just because the commander-in-chief is of a different political persuasion. We're all Americans.
Boston, the Birthplace of the American Revolution
What a symbolic location: from rebelling against tyranny to, er, protesting in favor of tyranny, in a mere two centuries. How far we've come, eh?BOSTON - As delegates arrived Sunday for the Democratic National Convention, protesters clamored for attention, staging demonstrations and marches across the city against the Iraq (news - web sites) war, abortion and a host of other issues.
<> An estimated 3,000 demonstrators, most of them protesting against the war, rallied on Boston Common before winding their way through the city and marching past the FleetCenter, the downtown arena where delegates are nominating hometown candidate John Kerry (news - web sites) for president this week. They were accompanied by a ragtag group demonstrating against everything from oppression in Haiti to better funding for schools and health care.
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"This is just the beginning of a week of protests," said Larry Holmes, spokesman for Act Now to Stop War and End Racism, the coalition of activist groups that staged the march. >
At Faneuil Hall, the historic meeting house where patriots gathered before the American Revolution, an estimated 1,000 anti-abortion protesters staged a rally before a smaller group set off on their own march toward the FleetCenter.
Sunday, July 25, 2004
Quote of the Week, July 25th
"It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place."
-H. L. Mencken
I should think that one speaks for itself.
Saturday, July 24, 2004
The Back-from-vacation News Roundup (UPDATED)
Whenever I’m traveling, there’s always this sort of surreal effect of disconnect from the rest of the world. In one way, it’s sort of a relief. In another way, I kind of go through a bit of withdrawal. Anyway, at least with my dad along, I get to hear snippets of news, albeit seen through the distorted lens of conservative talk radio punditry. This inevitably leads to acrimonious arguments, as I try to bring rationality to bear on the situation and my dad responds with partisan vitriol – honestly, to see the schism in the Republican party, one need look no further than the politics of me and my father, who seem to agree on very little, but who will both be voting for Bush come November. So anyway, a couple of things I’d like to comment on.
THE SANDY SNAFU: As soon as my dad mentioned this to me, my political barometer warned of the proverbial tempest-in-a-teapot impending. And indeed, I seem to have been right, if the Hannity & Combs segment we happened to see, which pitted Ann Coulter against a Democratic strategist – predictably the result was mostly meaningless bluster and no substance – is any indication. My father’s original version made it sound like Sandy Berger had stolen documents that proved Clinton’s collaboration with al-Qaeda. Even this first version had an obvious contradiction, which I was later yelled at for pointing out. Either a) Berger had stolen documents of which there was no copy, in which case we wouldn’t know what they contained. That indeed, would be a scandal, but there would be no way to prove anything so that we could, you know, hang Clinton for treason, as my dad and the rest of the far-right has been itching to do for years. Or else, b) Berger stole documents of which there were copies, which severely minimizes the scandalous aspect of it, both because their content is still known and because they can’t show anything too incriminating or we would have heard of it before now. The latter seems to be the case. So, alas, this seems not to be the silver bullet to kill the elusive beast of Clinton’s strangely resilient reputation. But the right really is chomping at the bit, aren’t they?
Just to be clear, the National Security Advisor stealing classified documents from the National Archives is a big deal – and undoubtedly a crime – and he should be prosecuted for it, regardless of whether there are or are not copies of the documents. And how stupid is he, if there are copies? What was the point of stealing them? But in any case, it doesn’t seem to me to be the scandal the right was hoping it’d be. But I did kinda like Jeff Goldstein’s poem about it.
THE 9/11 COMMISSION REPORT: For me, the term “9/11 Commission” has long since become a synonym for “partisan posturing,” so I have a hard time putting too much stock in its final report. I just hope that after so much time has gone into it, it provides something useful for the security community, and by extension the security of our nation. Otherwise, the government just wasted how much money on its creation? Ha. Right, okay, like that’s something new.
HEADS IN FREEZERS, NEW HEADS ON THE WAY: Al-Qaeda is stupid. I know, I know, it’s not wise to underestimate the enemy. But really. If you assume that al-Qaeda’s only goal is to kill infidels whenever and wherever the urge happens to strike them, then I guess they’re doing an okay job. But I wouldn’t be so worried about the whole thing if I didn’t think they had a bit loftier of goals. Or maybe their goal is to kill a whole bunch of infidels, but they ultimately want to do it the most spectacular and effective of ways. Beheading people isn’t doing that. It’s causing fright, but not a whole lot more. Now those who respond, “Well, the goal of terrorism is to…,” aren’t getting the point. They don’t assign the word “terrorists” to themselves. We assign it to them. And didn’t I say a while back that “War on Terror” was something of a misnomer? And apparently the 9/11 Commission agrees with me:
But the enemy is not just “terrorism,” some generic evil. This vagueness blurs the strategy. The catastrophic threat at this moment in history is more specific. It is the threat posed by Islamist terrorism —especially the al Qaeda network, its affiliates, and its ideology. (via Michele)
I continue to believe that al-Qaeda has bigger goals than those that might be accomplished simply by making us afraid and giving us the willies when we see videos of decapitations. If they don’t, hey good for us, I guess this should be over soon. But I don’t believe that. I think they want more. And to do more, they need support. They need allies. And are they going to get allies by kidnapping a top Egyptian diplomat? An Iraqi? I’m inclined to say “no.” Those people may be by al-Qaeda’s definition infidels, worthy of whatever they have coming. But they’re Muslims. Arabs. By continuing to attack “their own” they are just going to make those who we are trying to win over in the war of ideas wake up to the fact that bin Laden and his ilk are a plague on all of us. I can only hope, at least. It’s certainly too soon to call. But I don’t think this epidemic of kidnappings and beheadings is helping al-Qaeda’s cause in the least. If they keep this up, I believe that history will regard them as a fringe, death-obsessed movement that once accomplished the spectacular feat of killing 3000 Americans on one day and toppling two American landmarks. Instead of placing them beside the Nazis in the ranks of infamous evildoers. Which is how we should all hope it ends up.
MY FAVORITE NEWS ITEM: I can’t believe Schwarzenegger called the Democrats of California “girlie men.” Only because it’s so true on so many levels, and not just of Democrats in Cali. That level of honesty is refreshing in politics. Are we sure we can’t change Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the Constitution?
UPDATE: Having had more time to graze through the blogosphere (predictably enough, landing here) about the Sandy Berger Affair, I find somewhat more cause for alarm. (It's truly phenomenal how much better informed one becomes with the blogosphere as a news source. The value of actually being able to follow the sources of the pundits you're reading via links is truly inestimable.) In particular, the matter of "notes in the margins" strikes me as suspicious, and one element that I did not consider in my either/or assessment above. It still is not and is not likely to become the evidence of treason on Clinton's part that my father originally seemed convinced that it was, but I will at this time withdraw my "tempest-in-a-teapot" designation that I had previously assigned to the affair. Rather, it seems likely to highlight what most of us already knew about the Clinton administration: they suffered from severe analysis paralysis, and it prevented them from acting more agressively when they should have. Well, okay, and that the company slogan hung up in everyone's cubicles most likely read "CYA (at all costs!)" Is this really anything new, or just a newly-discovered verse of an old song?
Notes on my Return to the Blogosphere
Notice on the whole spending-the-summer-with-the-parents, taking-a-week-long-vacation-with-them thing
Never again. It was okay for a while. Colorado and Utah were nice. But never again. How do people do this? How do people move back in with their parents for extended periods of time after they’ve been out of the house for a while? I have a friend who moved back in with her parents after she graduated in December 2002, and last I heard was still there. That’s going on two years now. I’ve been here for just over a month. And never again. Seriously. Never again.
Friday, July 16, 2004
Gone Fishing
One last thought before I go. I may be showing my relative ignorance here (as bloggers go) but does anyone know why, since switching to Firefox, I suddenly have no rich-text editors anymore? Yahoo! Mail no longer has rich text, and HTML codes don't seem to work for producing active links or anything. I use Hotmail for other things, and I don't have an option for a rich text editor there anymore. And now, all of the sudden, my rich text buttons are gone in Blogger too (this is, like, since earlier today, and I've been using Firefox for a few weeks now). I would kind of like all of these buttons back, and I figure I just need to turn off some privacy feature of Firefox to do it, but hell if I know what it is. Can anyone help here?
Quote of the Week, July 18th
“If you ask me to name the proudest distinction of Americans, I would choose — because it contains all the others — the fact that they were the people who created the phrase ‘to make money.’ No other language or nation had ever used these words before; men had always thought of wealth as a static quantity — to be seized, begged, inherited, shared, looted or obtained as a favor. Americans were the first to understand that wealth has to be created. The words ‘to make money’ hold the essence of human morality.”
-Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957
For those of you familiar with Ayn Rand (and if you're not, you should be - go, here, right now, buy Atlas Shrugged, read it, cherish it, for God's sake!) that quote is from Francisco d'Anconia's "So you think that money is the root of all evil? Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?" speech (one of my favorite parts of the book, by the way).
Scenes from the Griffin Family, #2
My Mom: Well to me, "bush" is just a dirty joke. "The fucking president" is just completely disrespectful.
Me: I don't know, I'm just desensitized to the word "fuck". My generation says it all the time. It's kind of lost its shock factor. I barely even notice it anymore.
My Mom: Well our generation said it all the time too [they were hippies] but as we've grown older, we've realized that it's just in poor taste. [And obviously the type of hippies who were anti-war and Democrats in the sixties, but have since come around to a conservative way of thinking.]
Me: Well, I say "fuck" around my friends. Frequently. I can't say I often use the word "bush" to refer to the female anatomy. There aren't an awful lot of things that I don't say, so if it's something I don't say, it's in really poor taste.
My Dad: The word "fuck" was meant to be offensive, so even if you're a comedienne, "the fucking president", is just...
And so on.
You know, I'm really glad I can have such honest conversations with my parents.
But for the record, that is the most times the word "fuck" has ever been used in a family conversation in my presence (mentally extend the conversation from the two minutes shown above to about ten or fifteen). Among swear words (minus some really vulgar words worse than "fuck") that's the only word my parents don't generally say, and as a result, I don't say it around them. But in general, I appreciate the fact that my parents are pretty cool - I mean how many people can have a conversation that involves the words "bush" and "fuck" with their parents?
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Gay Marriage: First the Republicans Were Being Silly, Now the Democrats Are Being Silly
So the Republicans fail in their idiotic venture. Then they get smart, and decide to do what they ought to have done all along:
WASHINGTON - Unable to ban gay marriage, congressional Republicans are working to contain it, advancing legislation in the House to make sure federal courts don't order states to recognize same-sex unions sanctioned outside their borders.
And that's how it should be handled. I support gay marriage, but there's no reason that just because Massachusetts makes it legal that Alabama should have to recognize it. That's called states' rights and I completely support it. Let each state move at its own pace with changing social mores. There's nothing wrong with that. (As I understand it, under current law there's no reason that Alabama should have to recognize a marriage from Massachusetts, but if the anti-gay marriage folks want more of a guarantee of that, it's fine with me.)
Now you might think, "Whew. Good sense has returned to Capitol Hill." But you would be wrong. (Nicole's truism for the day: If you ever find yourself thinking that good sense has returned to Capitol Hill, you will always be proven wrong.) Now it's the Democrats who are being idiots:
Democrats objected, some strenuously. Rep. Maxine Waters of California called the legislation a political exercise, and Rep. Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin, the first openly gay woman elected to Congress, criticized it as "unnecessary, unconstitutional and unwise."
For Christ's sake. Doesn't anyone care about states' rights anymore? Don't answer that, I know the answer is "no". The Republicans have only rediscovered the notion now that they've lost the FMA battle.
Ha.
(July 15) - Comic Whoopi Goldberg's sexual puns on President Bush's name at a John Kerry fundraiser got her canned Wednesday as spokeswoman for Slim-Fast weight-loss products.
And surprisingly enough, this was Golberg's statement:
Unrepentant, Goldberg said in a written statement Wednesday that "just because I'm no longer in those (commercial) spots, it doesn't mean I will stop talking. While I can appreciate what the Slim-Fast people need to do in order to protect their business, I must also do what I need to do as an artist, as a writer and as an American - not to mention as a comic."
Far be it for me to defend Goldberg in any way, but I am impressed (again, demonstrating more than anything else the low standards to which I hold Hollywood) that she didn't cry "censorship!" The recognition that Slim Fast has a right to do what it needs to do to protect its business is actually quite mature.
On the other hand, what's this?
"I only wish that the Republican re-election committee would spend as much time working on the economy as they seem to be spending trying to harm my pocketbook," Goldberg said.
What in God's name did the Republican re-election committee have to do with her getting canned?
Whatever, I'm just happy she did get canned.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Scenes from the Griffin Family
Me: Mom, do you want wine?
My Dad: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Today, in the pool:
Me: Patrick [my brother], you are getting in between me and my wine. That’s like getting between a mother bear and her cubs.
So, apparently, something about my mother’s and my fondness for wine invites analogy to wild bears. Not exactly sure what that’s about....
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Unlike Jeff Goldstein’s conversations with his deadbeat neighbor, these actually happened.
Troubling News (UPDATED)
UPDATE: From Simon's comments, I was led to this, which I found interesting (interesting comments beneath it too).
FURTHER UPDATE: Again from comment discussion I am led to another article, even more interesting than the first. Old WaPo article contending:
A Bush administration intelligence review has concluded that four nations -- including Iraq and North Korea -- possess covert stocks of the smallpox pathogen, according to two officials who received classified briefings.
All right, so this article's from 2002, so the Iraq part, say what you will. N. Korea, not hard to imagine. Reading on, the other two are France and Russia. Now Russia also has one of two official stocks (we have the other), but according to this they may also have covert stocks. The reason this is particularly interesting is that as far as I've ever seen (and I'm not an expert in bioterror or anything, but I do have a molecular biology background and have a fair bit of knowledge about it) it seems to be taken on faith among most people in the field that the only two stocks in the world are ours at the CDC and the Russian stock in Novosibirsk. The threat from smallpox that I was always aware of was the possibility that some Russian scientist had sold some to make a few quick rubles after the fall of the Soviet Union. But according to this article:
The last case was in 1978, and the disease was declared eradicated on May 8, 1980. All but two countries reported by Dec. 9, 1983, that they no longer possessed the virus, but the World Health Organization had no means to verify those reports.
You're shitting me. We declare a disease eradicated and more or less stop worrying about it as a threat (till after 9/11) when we have no way of verifying that countries really did destroy what they had? Now who knows about all the CIA intel. But the fact that we don't really know that it was ever all destroyed in the first place is disturbing to me.
Ah, well, I need to get to bed now. Sweet dreams after all of that...
90s Nostalgia
We sleepwalked through one whole decade. Then, at 8.50am, September 11, 2001, the alarm went off and we walk up. The wheels started turning again; history resumed its march.
Historians like to think of "short" and "long" centuries. Thus "the long 19th century" lasted from 1789 to 1914. "The short 20th century" can be said to stretch from 1914 to 1989. When the history is written sometime in a hundred years' time, I have a feeling the 21st century will be seen to have started in September 2001, and the magic, surreal, gilded twelve years between the fall of the Berlin Wall and the fall of the Twin Towers will remain a "long decade" adrift, neither here nor there, a never-never time when for a moment we thought we have almost managed to regain innocence before it slipped out of our grasp and we lost it, irrevocably, again.
The French vs. US It's Mark Steyn Day
UPDATE: This cracked my ass up. Steyn's description of Edwards:
...Now 51, but looking a well-preserved 12...
(Via Jeff Goldstein)
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Pats on the Back
So, too, the International Court. It is perfectly capable of resolving disputes between Sweden and Norway, but it is incapable of doing justice where Israel is involved, because Israel is the excluded black when it comes to that court – indeed when it comes to most United Nations organs.
There were fifteen judges on the International Court of Justice. And there was one dissenting vote. It came from an American judge.
We're that different. We're that much better. And I can't think of any better evidence than the fact that America is the first nation on earth, in all of history, to really truly believe and consistently stand behind the notion that Jews have a right not to be slaughtered. I'm not even talking about equality here. I'm not talking about civil liberation. Forget liberty, forget citizenship, forget the pursuit of happiness. I'm only talking about to right to stay alive. America is the only nation that actually supports the position that Jews shouldn't be killed just for being Jews.
That alone makes America great, and it makes all other nations contemptible.
Hat tip: Jeff Goldstein.
Notes on China
That, and, (I wish I remembered where I'd read this) the whole one-child thing means that the problem of a rapidly aging populace (often cited as a coming economic problem for Europe, slightly less so for us) is even worse in China. I think the worries about China are a bit overblown.
From the Newspaper Error Correction Files
TO OUR READERS:
We should have known better when Gov. Bill Richardson said the John Kerry-John Edwards stop in Albuquerque on Friday was teh first visit ever to New Mexico of a presidential-vice presidential candidate ticket.
"New Mexico is making history, because for the first time in our state's long, proud existence, a presidential and vice presidential candidate are here together," Richardson told thousands of cheering New Mexicans who came to see the Democratic contenders. The quote made it into the Journal story about the event.
The reason we should have known better is that the Journal was also present Aug. 19, 2000, when then presidential candidate George W. Bush and vice presidential candidate Dick Cheney spoke to a campaign rally down in Mesilla.
Bush was still governor of Texas at the time, but he and Cheney had gotten the GOP nods for the White House that same month at the Republican National Convention in Philadelphia.
Our thanks to the observant reader who pointed out the error.
I guess it only counts if it's a Democratic presidential candidate, eh?
Monday, July 12, 2004
The Party of September 11th vs. The Party of September 10th
The battle lines are deep and sharp - and the future of American conservatism is at stake. Bush has proven himself unable to unite a party that includes Tom DeLay as well as Arnold Schwarzenegger, John McCain and Bill Frist. Whether the coming civil war is about who lost the election, or who will exploit the victory, it's going to be nasty and enduring. No single party can be both for individual liberty and for theologically-based social policy; both for fiscal balance and drunken-sailor spending; both for interventionism abroad and against moralism in foreign policy. The incoherence is just too deep, the tensions too strained.
Those are only two examples. And indeed, I agree. The Christian wing of the party has become increasingly hostile to science, intolerant of homosexuality, and insouciant about spending. The Ronald Reagan wing of the party, by which I mean the live and let live, small government types, are increasingly out of place in a party dominated by the former type of Republican. It seems that the only thing that is keeping those of us who fall into the latter category tied to the Republican party is that the Republican party is dealing with the war on terror in a way that we find acceptable, while the Democrats are increasingly becoming raving pacifist loonies. That, and, as Postrel points out, the Democrats would be no better on spending.
I have to say I would love to see a shake up on the political scene. This could happen in a number of ways that would be acceptable to me. Option one is that the Christian wing could lose dominance of the Republican party and it could become the party of the John McCains and Schwarzennegers. Option two is that a complete schism could occur in one or both of the parties, forming a new party, which Michael Totten recently dubbed an "alliance of the neo-centrists":
Sometimes I wish the neos could form their own party: the neo-liberals and neo-conservatives against the Democrats and the Republicans. Not gonna happen, I know. But that is the "party" I feel like I belong to these days.
Indeed, I'd be more comfortable sharing a party with the likes of Totten, Jeff Jarvis, and Roger Simon than with George Bush. Anyway, option three is that the Democrats could wake up and realize that the leadership of Michael Moore, Ted Rall, Al Franken, et al., is leading them straight to the devil, not to mention putting them on the wrong side of history. I don't know which of these options is most likely (though I agree with Totten that option two is probably the least likely). But in any case, I would love to see a party form that I identify more strongly with.
However, the extent of the disillusionment among some is causing them to lose touch with the importance of the WOT. This email over at Andrew Sullivan’s strikes at the heart of the problem:
Andrew, like all of us you deserve a national party that represents faithfully at least most of your political philosophy. Right now that may not be either major party, but it could be the GOP after it is forced to engage in a real internal debate about its future and direction. In other words, a Kerry-Edwards win in 2004 might force the GOP to decide what it wants to be--the party of Pat Tillman, Rudy Guiliani, John McCain, and Arnold or the party of Rick Santorum and Ralph Reed. Only faced with a loss in November will the GOP have the opportunity to have this dialogue. Imagine how engaged you will be, and how exhilirating that New Hampshire primary will be in 2008? But if Bush wins there is no chance that anyone will stop to ask the hard questions. The contradictions and the fissures will simply be papered over and the Santorums will continue their triumphal march, smug and unchecked. If nothing else, a Kerry-Edwards win in November does two positive things for this country: first, it gives the GOP a chance to pause and make intelligent choices, a chance to improve itself into something that Sullivan and Kaus and Simon might all feel comfortable in. Second, a Kerry-Edwards win puts a roadblock in front of Hillary Rodham Clinton for good. Win win, I say.
At any other time, this would sound great to me. But the unfortunate truth is that now is not the time for an intra-party civil war. I think that John McCain (undoubtedly the leader of the discontented faction of the Republican party) understands this, which is why he’s supporting Bush. Alex Knapp speculated last week that McCain might be offered the VP slot in Bush's administration. Someone in the comments replied:
I really don't see McCain playing second fiddle to Bush. I suspect the likelier scenario is that McCain has gotten the RNC's tacit promise that he will be their 2008 candidate, in exchange for his support of Bush.
I think they're both wrong (I hope the commenter is right, as I commented below, but I suspect she's wrong). I think McCain's generally an honorable guy (at least as much as one ever finds in politics) and he's trying to do the right thing even at his own expense. He understands the point I'm trying to make here: no matter the disagreements he has with the Republican party, no matter his disagreements with Bush himself, the Republican party is the one that is serious about the WOT. If that weren't the case, you know if he had wanted the VP slot on the Kerry ticket he could have taken it, Kerry's denials notwithstanding. McCain's sticking by his party because his party is the one that is right about the biggest issue of today.
As Glenn Reynolds keeps saying, Kerry's just not serious about the WOT.
Desire for a shakeup on the political scene is simply not a good reason to vote for Kerry right now. Whatever else might be going on in either party, the bottom line is and must be that the Republican party is the September 11th party; the Democrats are the September 10th party. Everything else is secondary right now. Roger Simon addressed these malcontent Republicans a while back:
There ain't no libertarianism in Tehran or Riyadh--small or large "L." Hardly anyone even dreams of such things. What there is is a lot of Medievalism. I'm putting some of my stuff on hold for a few years. They can too. Not that I think they or I should shut up about what we want--far from it. I just think, hey, "there is a season, turn, turn, turn..." Know what I mean?
Nor is that the only reason that hawkish libertarianish voters should be wary of voting Kerry in protest to Bush's policies. I'm with Roger: I'm putting other things on hold for a few years.
A lot of hawkish Democrats, libertarians and discontented Republicans are trying to rationalize why a vote for Kerry will actually help the WOT. But it is just that: a rationalization. Jacob Levy said recently:
It takes a different set of skills and virtues to break something than to build something. The war-on-terror argument for the war in Iraq was that the status quo in the Middle East needed to be broken. The Afghan state that was hopelessly entangled with al Qaeda had earlier needed to be broken. It might be that a Democratic President 2000-04 would not have done either. But reconstruction of both Iraq and Afghanistan is also crucial-- crucial for, as Paul Wolfowitz and others always said, beginning any kind of political-cultural shift that weakens Islamism and moves the Muslim and Arab worlds toward civil society and democracy. And the Bush Administration has not shown any ability to manage those reconstructions successfully. This is not a call to hide from the war on terror for four years and hope it goes away. It's a call to understand that overthrowing states is not the crucial skill oif the current phase of the war on terror; and that that's the only skill the Bush Administration has convincingly shown that it has. From Tora Bora to Abu Ghraib, they've been failing at both the fight against al Qaeda proper and at the effecting the political-cultural shift and diplomatic successes that we need.
It seems to me that those who make this and similar arguments have ridiculously high standards. No war or reconstruction will ever go completely smoothly. No doubt mistakes were made. But in the fluid environment of a war zone, it is easy to judge in retrospect what the right choice might have been; not so easy at the moment the decision must be made. As I said, those people set their standards too high. The bottom line is the Bush administration is fighting the WOT with vigor, and the Kerry administration won’t. In fact, they might even fight it better if the Democrats would get their heads out of September 10th, wrap their minds around the fact that the enemy is OBL and Islamic fascism, not Bush, and start to help.
We can’t, as Mickey Kaus has famously suggested, take a break from this battle. And until the Democrats get serious about it, then I must say it boils down to this: if you are a September 10th person, by all means, vote for Kerry. But if you are a September 11th person, I truly believe Bush is your only choice. If Kerry wins, I fear that all September 11th people will come to regret it very deeply. I truly believe that this election really is that simple: which type are you?
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Quote of the Week, July 11th
“Tolkien says that some generations will be challenged. And if they do not rise to meet that challenge, they will lose their civilization.... If Tolkien’s got a message, it’s that ‘sometimes you’ve got to stand up and fight for what you believe in.’”
-John Rhys-Davies
I can't find the original interview (I think I originally got the link from Andrew Sullivan) but this NRO article quotes it.
But it is a nice contrast to Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn), who has said (I'm not bothering to search for that link) that LOTR is a message of peace. It's amazing how actors can play these incredibly brave and noble characters and not get it. Sure, LOTR ends with peace, but only because the characters risked everything, and many lives lost, to combat evil. That's not one of the elements of the story that's a fantasy - that's quite real and based on Tolkien's WWI experiences. I think Rhys-Davies take on it is exactly right, and I applaud him for it.
Friday, July 09, 2004
Better

Hmm, I'm testing out this bizarre Hello system that Blogger has invented for posting pictures. I definitely don't like it, but hey, it's free hosting. I'm trying to transfer this picture over to my left column, and it's screwing up my whole template, so bear with me while I post it again.
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I generally photograph badly, but this is a pretty decent one, besides the fact that it was taken in January and I am somewhat ghoulishly white (odd for me, because for a white person, I'm usually pretty dark). Anyway, I wanted to put a picture up.
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Man Love
Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees...
John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other!
In the past 48 hours, "candidate handling" has become the top buzz on the trail.
Now, Bill at INDC Journal says:
Heh. Nothing wrong with a few man-hugs on the campaign trail ...
Now I agree, there's nothing wrong with a little affection. But go check out the pictures - they also appear to be holding hands, and in one, Kerry appears to be caressing Edwards. In my book, that's going to far. And all that in 48 hours? Now I'm not the most affectionate person, but I've never engaged in that much PDA with past boyfriends, so this just seems creepy to me.
Decreasing Our Dependence on Hollywood
Whoopi Goldberg delivered an X-rated rant full of sexual innuendoes against President Bush last night at a Radio City gala that raised $7.5 million for the newly minted Democratic ticket of John Kerry and John Edwards.
Waving a bottle of wine, she fired off a stream of vulgar sexual wordplays on Bush's name in a riff about female genitalia, and boasted that she'd refused to let Team Kerry clear her material. ...
Singer John Mellencamp sang a specially written song that called the president "just another cheap thug" and ridiculed him as the "Texas bambino." ...
Also on the Bush-bashing team was comedian Chevy Chase, who claimed the president is dumb as "an egg-timer" and said Edwards will make Vice President Dick Cheney look "as bright as a bundt cake" when they debate next fall. Latin comedian John Leguizamo said he refuses to believe there are any Hispanic Republicans, claiming that's "an oxymoron," because "Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid." ...
Kerry could be seen laughing uproariously during part of Goldberg's tirade - and neither he nor Edwards voiced a single objection to its tone when they spoke to the crowd. They hailed the fund-raiser as a great event. Edwards said it was "a great honor" to be there and insisted, "This campaign will be a celebration of real American values."
I've come to the point where I watch movies nowadays and think, "He's a raving leftie. I shouldn't be watching this movie and supporting that jackass." But then I realize that if I started boycotting all the actors who are raving lefties, I'd be left with only Arnold Schwarzenegger movies to watch. (I mean, he's got a few good movies, but all Arnie, all the time?) Even the most unlikely famous people - who knew John Mellencamp would be anti-Bush? Good old born in a small town, Indiana John Mellencamp? How is it that all these people - many of them living examples of the American dream, really - turn out to be such leftie loonies? And why do they think that their fame means we should listen to them about politics? I mean, these are people who are successful because they're good at pretending. They're good at living in fantasy worlds. That doesn't necessarily mean that they can't also be intelligent people, but that is not why they're famous (exception given to directors and writers - I don't know what their excuse is, except that they're the ones creating the fantasy worlds). Hell, anyway, I don't care what the reason is, the point is that most of them are crazy and for some reason people keep listening to them anyway, apparently just because they're famous. Why do we elevate these people to such a status in our society? Why do we continue to patronize them in spite of the fact that their ranting damages our image abroad? By patronizing them, we give them the status that causes people to listen to their insanity. Why do we still do it? Alas, just as we are incurably dependent on Mid East oil, we are likely incurably dependent on Hollywood.
Thursday, July 08, 2004
A Few Miscellaneous Links for the Day
Wretchard at the Belmont Club posts on causes that are doomed to fail.
This is a brave, brave man. (Not Jeff Goldstein, the guy he's linking to.)
Am I A Prophet, Or...
It seems to me that with Bush in office, he's damned no matter what he does. Guaranteed, if he doesn't intervene in Sudan, they will denounce him. Guaranteed if he does, they will find some way to twist it around and make it about US hegemony, imperialism, etc. Or oil. (Does Sudan have oil? - don't know, but they'll find a way, trust me.) It's so absurd and ridiculous.
Today, Instapundit links to this article about Sudan, and notes:
But wait -- read on and you'll see the claim that the U.S. intervention is all about OOOIIIILLLL!
And indeed, sadly, he's right:
France led opposition to US moves at the UN over Iraq, and as in Iraq the US also has significant oil interests in Sudan.
I think the answer is that the left is just that predictable, but sometimes it does suck to be right.
AFTERTHOUGHT: You know, I think France should just start referring to itself as the anti-America. I'm convinced that their foreign policy currently follows the current (highly nuanced, by the way) rule of thumb: whatever the US does or wants to do, we support the opposite. If we came out tomorrow and said we were going to give $200 billion to feed the starving people of Africa, France would figure out some way to oppose it. C'est la vie.
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Wise Words
God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. We have had
thirteen states independent eleven years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century & a half for each state. What country before ever existed a century & a half without a rebellion? & what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers
are not warned from time to time that his people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.
Those words struck me as especially pertinent, especially if Michele is right and this gets uglier than it already is. Not that I think we're going to have an all-out rebellion. I don't think we're necessarily in for a repeat of the sixties, but she is right about the vastness of the divide, and Jefferson is right about it being better for the "wrong side" (whichever side that ends up being) to express its discontent, whatever form that ends up taking, than to repress it. So we can all take heart in that. We can all take heart in the fact that the spirit of debate, and liberty, is well and good in the United States. History will be the judge of who is right today.
Big Media, Actually Doing Its Job
Also heartening: on the left of the screen, Time has an opinion poll. Question: Do you think that Moore's film Fahrenheit 9/11 offers an accurate depiction of the president? The heartening part is 75.1% of 280,291 respondents are currently answering NO. (24.5% say yes, .4% don't know) Yes, I realize that the fact that 24.1% say yes could be somewhat disheartening if one chooses to look at it that way, but I'm a glass-half-full kinda gal, and frankly I expected the number of NO respondents to be much lower before I clicked, so I'm viewing this as a positive thing.
My Somewhat Belated Fourth of July Feature
As I noted previously, the cover boasts the subheading, “He gave us ‘life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,’ but is America living up to those ideals?” To be honest, the articles really don’t spend that much time answering that question – they’re mostly a historical review of Jefferson the man and of various contemporary issues. And it was a pretty faithful review, in my opinion. In fact, it might be precisely because they didn’t attempt to hypothesize too much that I didn’t take too much issue with what they said. Insofar as they did hypothesize, here were some of their conclusions:
I completely agree with their assessment here: Jefferson, and indeed, all the Founders, would be appalled by modern political campaigns. In the early days of our democracy, candidates didn’t openly campaign – to do so would have been distasteful. Jefferson in particular would have been horrible in modern politics, since he hated speaking and would have abhorred being so constantly in the public eye. The woman the article quotes actually says it all quite perfectly:
"In [the Founding Fathers’] minds, the person who was ambitious and wanted high office was the one person you should never trust with it,” says Yale historian Joanne Freeman, author of Affairs of Honor: National Politics in the New Republic. “They would have been horrified to see candidates begging for votes.” (p. 51)
I agree, and I think the Founders’ concerns would be somewhat justified (from more than just an aesthetic standpoint), though I don’t see how this has much practical value for us today, as it’s not feasible at this point to devolve our political system, desirable though it might be.
Predictably, they touch on the Patriot Act and conclude, partially through analogy with the Alien and Sedition Acts, that Jefferson would have opposed the Patriot Act. I concur, as Jefferson was a proponent of individual liberties to the point of head-in-the-clouds idealism and would oppose anything that served to limit individual liberties (and expand the size and power of the federal government – actually Jefferson viewed these as intimately related and inextricably tied concepts, but somehow Time neglects to mention that).
However. Entitling the article on the Alien and Sedition Acts, “The Patriot Act of the 18th Century” is highly disingenuous. I don’t object to drawing an analogy between the two sets of litigation – both were acts which infringed upon civil liberties and empowered the federal government in order to increase our security in uncertain times. An analogy is therefore fair. But to say that the Alien and Sedition Acts were the Patriot Act of the 18th century is to go beyond drawing an analogy and to suggest that the violations of the two were of equal magnitude, which is unfair to the Patriot Act. Consider Time’s own description of the Alien and Sedition Acts:
The reaction to the threat from France came in the form of the Alien and Sedition Acts, which were championed by the Federalists, passed by Congress and signed by Adams in 1798. The Alien Act required immigrants to reside in the U.S. for 14 years instead of 5 to qualify for citizenship. The act also gave the President the legal right to expel those the government considered "dangerous." The Sedition Act punished ‘false, scandalous, and malicious’ writings against the government with fines and imprisonment. Most of those arrested under the Sedition Act were Republican editors.... (p. 76)
Come on now. Is the Patriot Act really that bad? How many Democratic pundits have written “false, scandalous, and malicious writings” against the Bush administration since 9/11? And remind me again, how many have been arrested? Oh, that’s right, none. As long as Michael Moore, Ted Rall, Al Franken, George Soros, and oh, how the list goes on, are still walking around free I really don’t think we have that dire a problem.
Moving along, they actually do dive right in and address the issue of what Thomas Jefferson would have thought of the Iraq war. (I imagine they just couldn’t resist.) They don’t however seem to reach a conclusion on the matter, they just bring up a few talking points. The first point they bring up is that Jefferson would have balked at the cost of the war. That I readily concede. Jefferson was very much a believer in small government, particularly small federal government, and opposed nearly everything that augmented its power. However, even this statement is somewhat disingenuous, as there are many federal programs (to which I’m sure the editors of Time are much more friendly) the cost of which Jefferson would have balked at, and they don’t seem to warrant a mention here. But I’ll come back to that later. We’ll deal with Iraq for the moment.
Next they point out that Jefferson (and most, if not all, of the Founders) were isolationists, and did not want to see the U.S. involved in foreign wars. Now this I take some issue with. It’s true that they were isolationists, but at that time in our nation’s history, isolationism was the most practical course for us, and the one most conducive to our security. Now I’m certainly engaging in some speculation here, but I suspect that they didn’t necessarily oppose our involvement in the world on principle, but rather on pragmatism. We were at that time a fledgling nation and the world was a much bigger place. The ocean was a much bigger barrier separating us from the rest of the world. Europe at the time was months away by boat. It is now hours away by plane. Our economy, while dependent on trade at the time, was not nearly so interconnected with all the far-flung corners of the world. The average person in the Middle East was probably scarcely aware of the existence of America, and as such certainly did not think to blame us (fairly or unfairly) for his problems.
In short, in these and a myriad of other ways, the world and our place in it are radically different today than they were two hundred years ago. Only very out-of-touch people continue to maintain today that the United States’ interests are best served by isolationism. The world is interconnected today in ways that it was not and could not be then (indeed, that could not even have been imagined then). It is difficult to say how the Founders would have evaluated the interests of the United States in light of this much-changed world.
But it is worth noting that, while isolationists, they were not pacifists. This should seem obvious, as they had just waged a war for their own freedom, but it seems to me that pacifist liberals seem to forget that America’s own freedom was won, not by the force of diplomacy, but by the force of arms. In any case, Jefferson himself waged our first war after the Revolution – the war against the Barbary Pirates (this was Hitch’s section of the feature). For those not familiar with the Barbary Pirate war (it’s not one of our better-known wars):
The Barbary States of North Africa – Algiers, Tunis, Morocco and Tripoli (today’s Libya) – had for centuries sustained themselves by preying on the maritime commerce of others. Income was raised by indirect theft, the extortion of bribes or "protection" and the capture of crews and passengers to be used as slaves.... As many as 1.25 million Europeans and Americans were enslaved.
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Jefferson became President in early 1801, shortly after Yusuf Karamanli, the ruler of Tripoli, unwisely issued an ultimatum to the U.S.: If it did not pay him a fresh tribute, he threatened, he would declare war on America. The new Commander in Chief coolly decided to let the ultimatum expire and take the declaration of war at face value. He summoned his new cabinet, which approved the dispatch of a naval squadron and decided not to bother Congress – which was then in recess – with the information. He did not, in fact, tell the elected representatives of his plans until the fleet was on the high seas and too far away to be recalled. (p. 56 & 58)
Over the next four years, the fleet attacked and threatened to attack Algiers, Morocco, and Tunis, eventually captured Tripoli’s second city (Derna), and forced all four Barbary States to sign treaties with America renouncing piracy, kidnapping, and blackmail.
I review all of this to make a couple of points. The first is to further emphasize the fact that Jefferson certainly was not a pacifist. If you need further proof for this, Jefferson was a huge supporter of the French Revolution, holding out hope that it would be a fitting sequel to the American version until long after it became clear that the French version was just a bloodbath, and Napoleon was just a dictator like any other. He is also famously quoted as saying, "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from
time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Not the words of a pacifist.
The second is to point out that the Barbary Wars were in a lot of ways similar to our current plight, and Jefferson chose to deal with them in a very similar way: aggressively. Hitchens’ article further elaborates on Jefferson’s long-standing horror at the Barbary States’ methods and his (often unilateral) means of dealing with them, even when only serving in such capacities as the U.S. ambassador to France. His stance on paying bribes to the pirates was identical to our present stance of not negotiating with terrorists. But not only did he not negotiate or pay the bribes, but once president, he chose to go on the offense and wage war on the states that sponsored piracy.... Wait, that didn’t sound familiar, did it? Indeed, he even waged war on the Barbary States unilaterally. As Hitch points out:
Those who like to look for lessons for today might care to note that Jefferson did not act unilaterally until he was satisfied that European powers would not join his coalition and that he did not seek to impose a regime change or an occupation on the Barbary States. (p. 61)
Well, as to the latter points, I’m sure it was well out of the American means to seek a regime change or manage an occupation at that time, and I think Hitchens was being a bit fascetious there. But as to the former point, I would say Bush was pretty damn sure by the time he went to war in Iraq that the European powers (read: France) would not be joining our coalition. So it seems rather similar to me. The point is that Jefferson felt justified in acting unilaterally to deal with the Barbary pirates when he was sure that no one would help him, and judging nonetheless that waging war on the pirates was in America’s best interest.
Now one might argue that, per my earlier point that the world is a different place today, it is also a different place with regard to international law. The U.S. was not at the time bound by the UN, the Geneva accords, etc., to behave in any certain way. How Jefferson would have felt about such organizations and international laws is another matter (though I must point out that I think Jefferson would be appalled, possibly even at the existence of such arrangements, but certainly at the notion that such arrangements might be expected to supercede our national interest) but I will nonetheless concede that the body of international law is much more developed today than it was in Jefferson’s time, and it is therefore somewhat difficult to judge today’s foreign policy by the foreign policy of Jefferson.
So let’s look at domestic affairs. Time actually hands me, gift-wrapped, my final argument here:
Following the Louisiana Purchase – whose constitutionality he questioned but whose practical benefits he found irresistible – he boldly claimed the nation’s far-reaching wilderness by sending Lewis and Clark on their unprecedented expedition, the purpose of which was not only to seek knowledge but to assert political dominion. To Jefferson, the advance of freedom wasn’t something that happened on its own. It had to be pushed, and push it he did. (p. 51)
That about sums it up. Jefferson believed that freedom didn’t happen on its own. He also envisioned the American Revolution as the spark that would beget a democratic revolution across the world (hints of this belief can be found in my quote of the week) – which was why he was so excited by the French Revolution. Incidentally, I think he was right about this in a way, but I think he envisioned it happening a little bit faster and unfolding more naturally; but then, as I’ve previously noted, he was an idealist. So, seeing that the democratic fire didn’t turn into a worldwide blaze, would he have supported our pushing the issue, as we are in Iraq? I tend to think he would, but then that is one that is open to speculation. I think he would support our acting to protect the United States, first and foremost, and would take pleasure in the happy byproduct that a once oppressed people were now liberated. I don’t think he would have put a great deal of stock in the UN in the first place, so while he probably would have sought allies, the fact that the UN didn’t approve would be highly irrelevant to him. But that’s just my read.
And that was about the extent to which the Time article addressed what Jefferson would have thought about our world today. But now that I’m on a roll, I have a few other points I’d like to address. First of all, I think that Jefferson (and all the Founders) would be generally pleased by the extent to which human liberty has spread since his time. Especially in the last century, many new democracies were born, and new ones are continuing to be born all the time. Our reverence as a world for human rights has certainly increased, although just as certainly do we still have a long way to go in that regard.
I think also he would be pleased that “we the people” has now expanded to include more than just white males. Now surely, one can point to his own (often racist) views on slavery and suggest that I might be mistaken here. Indeed, the seeming incompatibility of his bold declarations of human rights in the Declaration of Independence and his views on slavery has been a matter that has befuddled historians for many years, so I don’t pretend to have any greater insight or expertise than they do. But to me, this has always seemed reflective not of hypocrisy (though perhaps I’m too charitable), but of the fact that Jefferson, and the other Founders, were human and bound to a certain extent by the conventions and prejudices of their time. By all accounts, slavery was an issue that Jefferson struggled greatly with and he seemed to recognize its incompatibility with his views on human rights. He actually supported abolition as a young man, until he realized that the freed slaves would have to be either moved back to Africa or whites and blacks would have to share the United States; the former was completely impractical, and his racism would not allow him to see the latter as a plausible solution. I think that he would be pleased to see that future generations have managed to evolve beyond the conventions and prejudices of his time and resolve the issue of slavery, however imperfect race relations have been and continue to be. He and his contemporaries set in motion ideas that they, as imperfect human beings, could not see through to their logical conclusions at the time; but Americans to this day have deeply internalized those ideas, and we continue to seek the next logical conclusion of the bold ideas the Founders set forth. And that strikes me as the primary thing that would please Jefferson and the other Founders about America today.
But there are two things that I think would certainly have displeased Jefferson that the Time article deftly avoided. The first, as I’ve already noted, is the bloated federal government. Jefferson, probably the most of all the Founders, was mistrustful of the power of government. It was he who famously said, “That government is best which governs least.” He preferred that, insofar as government was necessary, it should reside primarily in the states. He saw that a federal government was necessary for the fledgling United States to survive, but he wanted it to be kept as minimal as possible. The size to which it has since grown would horrify him, as would the fact that the notion of states' rights seems to be a dying one.
(As a related side note, I just can’t neglect to mention this. Time parenthetically makes this statement – and in all the articles this pissed me off the most – “a ‘Republican’ then was like a modern-day Democrat, though not identical to one” (p.50) Beg pardon? They don’t even attempt to justify the statement, just slide it in there so that less informed readers will think, oh, okay, Jefferson was a Democrat. Now, the world is so changed today that it’s difficult to compare the issues of the parties then and now, but as the single biggest issue at the time was how much power should reside in the federal government – with the Republicans supporting limited federal government and the Federalists, so named for a reason, you see, supporting a stronger one – I have to say that the modern Republican party is much closer to its 18th century counterpart than the modern Democratic party is. Now I concede that it is probably just as possible to justify the opposite – but I don’t think one can make a statement either way without some justification, which Time did not even offer. Grrr....)
Moving along, the second thing that I think Jefferson and the Founders would be skeptical of at best is the UN, NATO, and other such “entangling alliances,” to use Jefferson’s own phrase. George Washington said (and I think all the Founders probably agreed):
“It is a maxim founded on the universal experience of mankind, that no nation is to be trusted farther than it is bound by its interest; and no prudent statesman or politician will venture to depart from it.”
And better yet:
“The nation which indulges toward another a habitual hatred or a habitual fondness is in some degree a slave. It is a slave to its animosity or to its affection, either of which is sufficient to lead it away from its duty and interest.”
They probably would not object to such organizations as forums for international cooperation, but insofar as those organizations bind us to the will of other nations, I think all the Founders would strongly object to our participation in them.
Well that’s about all I have to say. (That’s all? You’d think I’d been brief or something....) In closing, I’d just like to respond to the closing comment in the Time piece:
“...we ought always to remember that his statements, along with the Constitution and the other institutions the founders created, have been expanded and developed by more than two centuries of historical experience, an experience that is the real wellspring of our democracy. It’s time we realize that our founding is not the source of our political and constitutional achievement. We owe our success to the common sense of the American people throughout our entire history, and our continued success will depend on that virtue and not simply upon the creative moment of the founding.” (p. 82)
Now to a certain extent, no one can argue that the founding itself is not the only source of our democracy. But I think this statement greatly underestimates the achievement of the Founders. History doesn’t evolve in the same steady rhythm of time; on the contrary, history is marked by long periods of stagnation and rapid periods of change. Those periods of change may driven by an accumulation of events, or, more often, I would say, the presence of a few extraordinary men or women at a propitious moment. The genius of our Founders cannot possibly be overstated. The American Revolution could easily have decayed into anarchy or the subsequent republic destroyed by infighting (indeed, it almost was). Its endurance certainly is to the credit of us all – every American who has ever lived – but we have only been given the opportunity to carry the torch because the Founders set up a system – of government and of ideals – capable of enduring. Our Founding is “the source of our political and constitutional achievement” – not the only one, to be sure, but it is the roots without which the tree could not have flourished. So, I think that on days such as the Fourth of July, we should all thank Jefferson, as well as Madison, Washington, Adams, Franklin, Hamilton, and many others whose names are not quite so familiar to us, for all that they've given us. For giving us the opportunity to say, more than two centuries later, that we live in the United States of America.
An Observation
WASHINGTON — American and Iraqi joint patrols, along with U.S. Special Operations (search) teams, captured two men with explosives in Baghdad on Monday who identified themselves as Iranian (search) intelligence officers, FOX News has confirmed.
Did you miss it? Okay, next paragraph:
Senior officials said it was previously believed that Iran had officers inside Iraq stirring up violence, but this is the first time that self-proclaimed Iranian intelligence agents have been captured within the country.
Now, my knowledge of Iranian intelligence is admittedly limited, but it is my understanding that intelligence agents in general typically don't say when caught that they are intelligence agents. Now the notion that Iran could be interfering in Iraq is certainly not a dubious one, but it seems suspicious to me that two men would be caught in Baghdad stirring up trouble and immediately tell U.S. Special Ops, "Oh, yeah, we're Iranian intelligence officers." I'm not suggesting anything in particular, I'm simply noting that this seems quite odd to me.
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
To Be Beheaded...Or Not
Though he had not spoken with his brother, who was serving as a translator with the U.S. Marines in Iraq when he went missing June 20, Sami Hassoun said ''we received a sign from my brother reassuring us.''
He would not say what was the sign, but said the family received information deemed credible from a person he did not identify who came to their Tripoli home. That person, he said, did not disclose the whereabouts of the Marine to the family.
Lebanese Foreign Ministry officials said in Beirut that its embassy in Baghdad said Hassoun was still alive. They gave no further details.
Hassoun's alleged captors have claimed he was romantically involved with an Arab woman and was lured away from his Marine base and captured.
Hassoun's family in Tripoli and in Utah have had their hopes dashed and raised with conflicting information about the Marine's fate coming from his purported captors and Lebanese officials.
On Saturday, a militant group calling itself the Ansar al-Sunna Army claimed on a Web site that it had beheaded the 24-year-old Marine, adding it would release video backing that assertion. But the group said Sunday it did not issue the statement, leaving it unclear what had happened to Hassoun.
In a statement sent to Al-Jazeera television, a group calling itself ''Islamic Response,'' said Monday that Hassoun was safe at an undisclosed location. The statement also claimed Hassoun had promised not to return to the American military.
Redecorating Day
Oh yeah...
Shame on Us All
Could we have been more prepared for a terrorist attack on Sept. 10, 2001? Certainly. Could we have been more prepared for an attack on Dec. 6, 1941? Most definitely. In the weeks and months following Pearl Harbor, there were reports and criticisms that the government and military should have been more prepared. The difference is that the people of the nation did not waste a lot of time pointing fingers at each other. Rather, they unified and engaged the enemy head-on. I guess that is why we call them "The Greatest Generation." How will future generations refer to us?
So, how do we explain Moore's film to future generations? I wonder. More than that, I wonder how I would explain this film to Nancy D., Jerome N. or Heather H. I am sure you don't know their names, but their faces haunt me day and night. How would I explain to them that a film was made accusing the president and vilifying the soldiers, the same president and soldiers who are attempting to avenge their murders and protect other citizens. Moore has not only insulted the nation, he has insulted the victims of the terrorist attacks.
During his acceptance speech at the Oscars, Moore said, "Shame on you, Mr. Bush." Well, I say, "Shame on you, Michael Moore." Shame on everyone who supports this travesty of a film. Shame on a society that allows this sham of a film. You have weakened the nation. [emphasis mine]
Whew. Read the whole thing.
AFTERTHOUGHT: You know, come to think of it, I really hope that future generations look back on this moment in history with shame and bewilderment. That would imply that the world will in the future become sane again.
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Quote of the Week, Fourth of July
-Thomas Jefferson, written statement for the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence
Well, more on Thomas Jefferson later, when I get around to writing that post about the Time article (which is turning out to be better than expected).
For now, I'll just leave you with a piece of presidential trivia that relates to this quote. Both Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died July 4th, 1826, the 50 year anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, a document which they had both been intimately involved in creating (Jefferson in the writing, as everyone knows, Adams more in the editorial process). Now doesn't that just give you chills?
Happy Fourth of July!!!
Saturday, July 03, 2004
For Your Weekend Amusement
Jeff Goldstein, continuing his series of conversations with inanimate objects, interviews Senator Robert Byrd's Grand Kleagle Hood.
Scrappleface offers a new Moorean conspiracy theory.
That's enough for now, I think I'll come back with more later. Happy Fourth of July!!!
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Coming Soon to a Blog Near You...My Fourth of July Feature Presentation
Quote of the Day
Here's the way it works: if Bush is wearing the blue boxer shorts, they're a suspicious personal gift from Crown Prince Abdullah. If Bush is wearing the red boxer shorts, it's a conspiracy to distract public attention from the blue ones he was given by Crown Prince Abdullah. If he's wearing no boxer shorts, it's because he's so dumb he can't find his underwear in the morning.
Brilliant! (Hat tip: Will Collier)
